Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Note on Legalization of Marijuana

As a substance abuse counselor myself, this is the only solution I can possibly come up with to this problem:

The best place to make marijuana a legal activity would be under the sea, where the fish could enjoy the fragrance. But, how could you ever enjoy a smoke underwater?

Anyway, the only smoke that I do enjoy, in extreme moderation, of course, is American Spirit tobacco, hand-rolled by me, and thereby I smoke 2-3 actual cigarettes per day, having just a few puffs at a time. It is worth it to do it this way, because it is the most fun activity around besides plain old sex. Not to mention a constant supply of nice black hot coffee is nice. The thing that gets me about the substance abuse counseling "field" today is that they are expecting everybody to give up anything but breathing and biting - perhaps - their fingernails. Oh yes, this is true. They could even be clipping their toenails to the bone, or compulsively cutting their hair shorter and shorter, eating their own hair, which amounts to a great deal of hair in the stomach and develops sometimes into a life or death problem..... and of course, another activity that deprived and thereby somewhat depraved people might pretend to enjoy on some level would be pulling their hair out by the roots and screaming Bloody Mary or something like that.

In short, the whole "field" is probably now such an unearthly chaotic mess that I got out a good many years ago, having witnessed one staff "party" where (many former alcoholics like me) "the counselors" were having a good time drinking. This is when the old "Is this reality?" kicks in.

You could only stand outside and smoke, because that already just doesn't fit in. We know who started that problem. Wouldn't it have been better, and still could be better, to establish simply, "smoking restaurants" and "smoking bars" and whatnot, and save us from the trouble of having to stand outside in the cold at subzero temperatures in NY, just to have a smoke? (Thereby we could catch pneumonia or just develop a bad cold.) Before I go on, I want to stop and tell an often-heard joke by my father in my childhood regarding colds vs pneumonia.

I am still not sure whether he made this up or heard it somewhere, like all of his treasured jokes. So here it is now, I'm not sure how it's going to come out. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx note to me, insert later xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx                        

My way of smoking would not take more than two seconds to smoke just for a moment and go back. Going and coming could take 10 minutes both ways. Exaggerating, maybe 7 minutes only, who knows.

3 things for today

If you'd like to be mentally paralyzed by credit debt, try going paperless! In many cases you might even earn an extra $5/yr. by doing so!   *(seriously, this is true!)


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It Seems to Me -

The first thing that strikes me about marriage is that it should be illegal. Why should two kids romp around and play together permanently when they aren't satisfied with romping around and playing yet?

Unfortunately, the rest of what I once started with beyond the first sentence is entirely lost to my immediate memory. But this will be soon continued.

Notwithstanding I have only seen (6) pairs of eyes on this blog yet, and don't know how many more than two besides me (I don't think there were more than two besides me) ...whoops, lost that construction, let's start again.

Regardless of the fact that very few people seem to be reading this blog, much less the older blog which was started about 3-4 yrs. before this one .....if anybody has an idea to follow the first paragraph, I have a suggestion. Could they please, for me, write their own little essay and return it here as a comment? If anyone does this, they will get a big gold star on their paper and a quick happy face with wild curly hair on top and all around, almost to the point of looking like an excited little sun! I would so love for someone besides me, I always respond to things like this, for someone to go ahead and submit their own variation. As Barbra Streisand often has repeated, Discuss.......


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PHYSICS FOR DUMMIES
To All Those "New Physicists"

If any of you are still scratching your tired and itchy heads, still losing hair, and wondering why this is, why this than that, or anything else that your little peabrain full of mathematical formulas and other confusing devices, could come up with today, tomorrow, or yesterday - and no my little dears, the three are not the same, so how could yesterday, today and tomorrow even be on the same wavelength, if you would prefer it in your own terms? I'm sure you would. (not to mention, today, tomorrow and yesterday are by the way, three different WORDS)

So little dears, please be satisfied with the gifts of God's goodness and be well and happy, not cold or too hot and not starving. Who is the devil? Who is God? Could any one simple answer suffice here? Of course not.

Why are we here? Do we know the ultimate meaning of life on earth and other planets? Did we create our own eyes, ears and horoscopes? No, we did not.

What it is, is what it is. NOW, WHAT'S NEXT?


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