Me - Well, I'm in for it now. I started this, now I'll have to keep it going. EF, hello.
EF - Hello. I'm still here.
Me - Yeah, I guess so. Maybe I lost a little of you since 2 days ago, but I don't like checking the scale every day. I just know I have to keep shooing you away.
EF - Ha ha! I'll never leave you.
Me - Oh yes, you will. you did before, so you will again. I know you're going to leave. Don't slam the door on the way out.
EF - But I don't want to leave you. I can't.
Me - Oh yes, you can. I'm going to see it.
EF - Sniff. Then this conversation is over?
Me - Yes, it is. I got the last word again, because you're already out the door.
EF - (Distant sniff)
Me - I'm not listening.
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EF - Hello. I'm still here.
Me - Yeah, I guess so. Maybe I lost a little of you since 2 days ago, but I don't like checking the scale every day. I just know I have to keep shooing you away.
EF - Ha ha! I'll never leave you.
Me - Oh yes, you will. you did before, so you will again. I know you're going to leave. Don't slam the door on the way out.
EF - But I don't want to leave you. I can't.
Me - Oh yes, you can. I'm going to see it.
EF - Sniff. Then this conversation is over?
Me - Yes, it is. I got the last word again, because you're already out the door.
EF - (Distant sniff)
Me - I'm not listening.
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