Grammar
It doesn't matter
what we've lost,
nor does it matter
what we've gained.
More important is the difference
between laid and lain.
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Great Literature
When any kind of poop comes out,
people get up to stand and shout.
When anything intelligent is said,
people are inclined to read it in bed.
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True Merriment
Merry is the prince
who once was a pauper;
better yet is he
who shares it as he oughter.
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A Family Story
There once was a son
and a little daughter.
Split apart too young,
they've lately begun to remember
both the good and the bad
as the best we've had.
******
It doesn't matter
what we've lost,
nor does it matter
what we've gained.
More important is the difference
between laid and lain.
******
Great Literature
When any kind of poop comes out,
people get up to stand and shout.
When anything intelligent is said,
people are inclined to read it in bed.
******
True Merriment
Merry is the prince
who once was a pauper;
better yet is he
who shares it as he oughter.
******
A Family Story
There once was a son
and a little daughter.
Split apart too young,
they've lately begun to remember
both the good and the bad
as the best we've had.
******
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